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Sebastião Ribeiro Salgado Júnior was a Brazilian social documentary photographer and photojournalist.
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David \"Dato\" Magradze is a Georgian poet and politician. He is the author of the lyrics of the current national anthem of Georgia, in use since 2004.
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Leander Franklin Frisby was an American lawyer, Republican politician, and Wisconsin pioneer. He was the 13th Attorney General of Wisconsin (1882–1887) and served in the Wisconsin State Assembly, representing Washington County.
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