Amanda Simeão is a Brazilian épée fencer who won a team bronze medal at the 2015 Pan American Games. She qualified in the individual and team épée for the 2016 Summer Olympics.
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Oracle Solaris Cluster is a high-availability cluster software product for Solaris, originally created by Sun Microsystems, which was acquired by Oracle Corporation in 2010. It is used to improve the availability of software services such as databases, file sharing on a network, electronic commerce websites, or other applications. Sun Cluster operates by having redundant computers or nodes where one or more computers continue to provide service if another fails. Nodes may be located in the same data center or on different continents.
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