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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

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The coffin of Nedjemankh is a gilded ancient Egyptian coffin from the late Ptolemaic Period. It once encased the mummy of Nedjemankh, a priest of the ram-god Heryshaf. The coffin was purchased by the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art in July 2017 to be the centerpiece of an exhibition entitled \"Nedjemankh and His Gilded Coffin.\" The Metropolitan Museum of Art repatriated Nedjemankh and his coffin to Egypt in 2019, before the scheduled closure of the exhibition.

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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

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Platanisteia is a village in the Limassol District of Cyprus, located 6 km north of Pissouri. Prior to 1960, the village was inhabited almost exclusively by Turkish Cypriots.

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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

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