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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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Oakdale High School is a senior high school in downtown Oakdale, Louisiana, United States. The current structure was established in 1923. OHS is a part of the Allen Parish School Board and opened in 1923.
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