{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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John Olatunde Ayeni is a Nigerian lawyer, investor and business magnate. He holds board positions on companies throughout Nigeria.
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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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